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#12
Guys guys guys.....here is how you bring a new bike home without permission to the wife.
You make sure you pick a good week when your actually being good and she's happy.
Next you walk into the kitchen with a real serious yet depressed face. Turn to her and say " look......I don't know how to tell you this but we really need to talk .......
A heavy sigh is good at this time......
Next slowly sit at the table and make her sit as well.
If the tv is on....get up and shut it off......
If the kids come in......ask them to go to their room..........
By now if you've done all this right she's freaking out inside. She's thinking the worst. Divorce? Health problems? Lost your job? Girlfriend? Whatever......
Now here is your only shot....
" honey I really don't know how to break this news to you but.........."
Just wait.
Wait.
Wait!
Don't say nothing........
Right about now she is about to scream or die and begs you to tell her what the he'll is going on!!!!
You say " honey I bought a bike today cause I just couldn't pass this deal up"
BAMM.....YOU DID IT! She's like OMG......is that all this was?
She kisses you and tells you she thought you were divorcing her.
Wammo! Mission complete!
Thank me later.
You make sure you pick a good week when your actually being good and she's happy.
Next you walk into the kitchen with a real serious yet depressed face. Turn to her and say " look......I don't know how to tell you this but we really need to talk .......
A heavy sigh is good at this time......
Next slowly sit at the table and make her sit as well.
If the tv is on....get up and shut it off......
If the kids come in......ask them to go to their room..........
By now if you've done all this right she's freaking out inside. She's thinking the worst. Divorce? Health problems? Lost your job? Girlfriend? Whatever......
Now here is your only shot....
" honey I really don't know how to break this news to you but.........."
Just wait.
Wait.
Wait!
Don't say nothing........
Right about now she is about to scream or die and begs you to tell her what the he'll is going on!!!!
You say " honey I bought a bike today cause I just couldn't pass this deal up"
BAMM.....YOU DID IT! She's like OMG......is that all this was?
She kisses you and tells you she thought you were divorcing her.
Wammo! Mission complete!
Thank me later.
#13
Congratulations on the new bike! I just joined the bagger crew about a month ago.
Just like you, I came from a Wide Glide. What a difference, I wish I would have not waited so long to get a bagger. Although, I sold my Wide Glide before I bought the E-Glide so it was an easier sell to the wife.
Just like you, I came from a Wide Glide. What a difference, I wish I would have not waited so long to get a bagger. Although, I sold my Wide Glide before I bought the E-Glide so it was an easier sell to the wife.
#14
Guys guys guys.....here is how you bring a new bike home without permission to the wife.
You make sure you pick a good week when your actually being good and she's happy.
Next you walk into the kitchen with a real serious yet depressed face. Turn to her and say " look......I don't know how to tell you this but we really need to talk .......
A heavy sigh is good at this time......
Next slowly sit at the table and make her sit as well.
If the tv is on....get up and shut it off......
If the kids come in......ask them to go to their room..........
By now if you've done all this right she's freaking out inside. She's thinking the worst. Divorce? Health problems? Lost your job? Girlfriend? Whatever......
Now here is your only shot....
" honey I really don't know how to break this news to you but.........."
Just wait.
Wait.
Wait!
Don't say nothing........
Right about now she is about to scream or die and begs you to tell her what the he'll is going on!!!!
You say " honey I bought a bike today cause I just couldn't pass this deal up"
BAMM.....YOU DID IT! She's like OMG......is that all this was?
She kisses you and tells you she thought you were divorcing her.
Wammo! Mission complete!
Thank me later.
You make sure you pick a good week when your actually being good and she's happy.
Next you walk into the kitchen with a real serious yet depressed face. Turn to her and say " look......I don't know how to tell you this but we really need to talk .......
A heavy sigh is good at this time......
Next slowly sit at the table and make her sit as well.
If the tv is on....get up and shut it off......
If the kids come in......ask them to go to their room..........
By now if you've done all this right she's freaking out inside. She's thinking the worst. Divorce? Health problems? Lost your job? Girlfriend? Whatever......
Now here is your only shot....
" honey I really don't know how to break this news to you but.........."
Just wait.
Wait.
Wait!
Don't say nothing........
Right about now she is about to scream or die and begs you to tell her what the he'll is going on!!!!
You say " honey I bought a bike today cause I just couldn't pass this deal up"
BAMM.....YOU DID IT! She's like OMG......is that all this was?
She kisses you and tells you she thought you were divorcing her.
Wammo! Mission complete!
Thank me later.
#17
To the OP, congrats!! Ride safe and enjoy.
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