I heard Dick got tired of chasing down his hat on windy days, so he went to a size smaller hat. When he had this thing pulled down, with the little bow in the back of the hat band crammed into his madula oblangata, there was no force known to man going to blow it off his head. No gap for feeler gauge, measurement reference became TADHB.
"No chin strap required".

 

Who puts a hat band on their D**k?

 

What can I say dude? Different strokes for different folks I guess.

 

TADHB Geesh!!