It's actually a good thing that you seldom catch the POS that pulls that kind of crap.
On the other hand it sure makes for a great story after you make bail...and really life is all about memories. I remember a time when a guy pulled about an inch away from my wife's Trans Am. Ah....the memories...

 

Move it to the side, got my bike out. THEN KICKED IT OVER AND CUT THE TIRES!

 

we have 3 ruckus'. i like em'.

 

Probably the besst legal way to deal with it, and they would be stuck with a tow bill.

 

I gotta remember that one!

 

Definately calls for a big greasy booger smeared across the mirror, or handgrip. Coulda fliped it upside down and dumped all the gas out of it.

 

This sounds familiar to a situation I experienced a couple years ago. As I did, roll it right out into the traffic lane and park it on the kick stand. Maybe the retard will get the point.

 

You read my mind I had tears in my eyes from laughing so hard when I seen your post. I guess all good minds think alike.

 

that's cool, just don't park them behind hoethree.

 

For the past 10 years I have been driving 84 miles round trip for work and I realized long ago that some people are absolutely too stupid to have a motorized vehicle.

But what I would have done is move the mini bike out of the way and went on about my business......and been very grateful that it was something my old fat a$$ could move and it wasn't two bobbers with Pistolero logos.
I would have also said a prayer for stupid people on the ride home....albeit a short one.