Didn't Even Get It Home!!!!
#71
08-10-2011 | 10:13 AM
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#72
08-10-2011 | 10:19 AM
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From: Wisconsin
WOW I am stunned! Completely speechless. My parents raised me a God fearing Lutheren boy. We went to church every sunday, and practiced what was preached..
Now, if this was me,,,,if I claimed "I need a HD (when any bike will do, Its not a harley ministry, just a bike ministry) and had the stones to ask the guy how much I COULD have gotten. Well, My father (God rest his soul) would have beaten me to within an inch of my life with a steel pipe! Then my mother would have started in on me!
Now, if this was me,,,,if I claimed "I need a HD (when any bike will do, Its not a harley ministry, just a bike ministry) and had the stones to ask the guy how much I COULD have gotten. Well, My father (God rest his soul) would have beaten me to within an inch of my life with a steel pipe! Then my mother would have started in on me!
Ah men!!!!!!!!!
I cant believe anyone would condone this......how much could I of actually got?? Hope you dont ride in thunderstorms or you may get struck by lightning.....Thats enough of this thread!!
#76
08-10-2011 | 01:25 PM
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From: Lewes, DE
Ask and you shall recieve:
A little boy comes home from school one day and on his way to his room he passes by his single mothers room. He hears a strange noise and peers inside. He see his mother lying in bed, rubbing her body (fully clothed you pervs), and moaning "Oh lord I need a man, Oh lord I need a man". He thinks nothing of it and goes about his business. Over the next 2 days this exact same scene plays out and again with his mother moaning "Oh lord I need a man, Oh lord I need a man" but the boy thinks nothing of it. On the forth day, as the boy passes his mothers room he hears a different sound. He peers inside once again, only this time he sees his mother lying on the bed but there is a man on top of her! He immediately drops his books...runs to his room...jumps on his bed...starts rubbing himself all over moaning..."Oh lord I need a bike, Oh lord I need a bike".
Just thought we could use a little humor in this very serious thread...lol
A little boy comes home from school one day and on his way to his room he passes by his single mothers room. He hears a strange noise and peers inside. He see his mother lying in bed, rubbing her body (fully clothed you pervs), and moaning "Oh lord I need a man, Oh lord I need a man". He thinks nothing of it and goes about his business. Over the next 2 days this exact same scene plays out and again with his mother moaning "Oh lord I need a man, Oh lord I need a man" but the boy thinks nothing of it. On the forth day, as the boy passes his mothers room he hears a different sound. He peers inside once again, only this time he sees his mother lying on the bed but there is a man on top of her! He immediately drops his books...runs to his room...jumps on his bed...starts rubbing himself all over moaning..."Oh lord I need a bike, Oh lord I need a bike".
Just thought we could use a little humor in this very serious thread...lol
#78
08-10-2011 | 04:19 PM
My chaplain here in my unit is a good guy. of course, he doesnt have a church and he doesnt take from people. but he's always got an open door, an open ear, and a word of friendly, trustworthy advice. now THAT is a man of God. Serving his country and us troops - being a spiritual leader in the biggest hodgepodge of human beings ever.
#79
08-10-2011 | 04:37 PM
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