Prevention is the way to go, but after you already got it; get a shower, get dry, powder up, light loose shorts or boxers, get ventilated with a steady flow of cool fresh air, and administer liquid pain reiever till it doesn't bother you anymore. Monkey butt is like a broken heart, only time will heal it.

 

Under Armour compression shorts, Mustang seat with air circular pad made a huge improvement for me. Jock itch cream will control some discomfort also.

 

Corn starch ,and all of the above work well..But "no pun intended" once you have an advanced case and the boys are unfire you need to call in the big guns you need ...

 

I have a mustang regal seat. seems to have helped. also if swamp *** persist I reccomend Desitin it works for babys why not big kids? LOL it works.

 

Man, I was on my way someplace on a hot day this spring and my *** was getting hot, just SI happens I pass right by HD dealer, I stopped and bought the pad they have that allows air to circulate under your ***. Turns out to be something that has stayed on my bike all summer. Used it on my trip out west and it kept me in the saddle. Very good item.

Oh, just wanted to add, when I put it on there at HD and took off, felt like I was sitting on an A/C vent. Felt great.

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got a 400 mile one way ride this fri... NJ to NC. probably gonna be hot. I usually just load up on the powder but i am going to get a pair of those underarmour shorts. seems like they'll keep you dryer

 

This may sound strange,but put a banana in the blender, and then rub the blended banana on the affected body parts.
Then take whole banana and carry it around with you, until you see a monkey, offer the banana to the monkey, then quickly stick it down the back of your pants.
The monkey will go after the banana, and then proceed to lick the banana cream off of you.
It's a little known fact that monkey saliva has healing properties.
This is what the natives in the Congo do with great success.

Whatever you do, do not get Lion butt, or Hippo butt, and try to treat it in the same manner.

Seriously, I use a sheepskin, Under Armour, and keep moving around on the seat, and keep changing foot position.

sawb

 

So let me get this straight..Does the banana go in the front or the back ..?

 

Not sure about all that other crazy **** but +1 on sheepskin, UA, moving around on seat and changing foot position.

I rode 600 miles a few weeks ago in killer (100+/90%) heat and I am a HUGE convert to the sheepskin seat cover. Best $50 I have spent on my scoot yet!

-Sin

 

That's a good one!

Seriously though, Sheepskin is the saviour device!