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Old 07-11-2011, 01:12 PM
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Originally Posted by AnotherBlackSG
Agreed - Warm in the winter and cool in the summer!

As far compression shorts, the OL & I go commando and I can't see how all of that snug material could be comfortable, but to each his own. All I know is that we've rode 8 hours in 90+ temps and neither of us have ever gotten monkey-butt.
Did commando yesterday from about 9am-4pm never got monkey butt and I'm on a stock seat... btw just what exactly is monkey butt?
 
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Old 07-11-2011, 01:22 PM
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Originally Posted by deermasher
i just got back from a 3200 + mile ride and the only thing i used that really seemed to help was gold bond ultimate cream, i would like to get a mustang seat for my 05 ultra. but the tube of lotion did seem to help a lot
Man, I swear by Gold Bond; althouh I have never tried the lotion. You like it better than the powder??
 
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Old 07-11-2011, 01:23 PM
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I think you guys are talking about "swamp ***". If
You I get that all the time in the summer. It sucks. Especially when riding for a while and then walking and sweating and then getting back on the bike. Only thing that seems to work is taking a shower and going easy for the rest of day.
 
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Old 07-11-2011, 01:29 PM
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"Under Armour Heat Gear" work great for me.



http://www.underarmour.com/shop/us/e...rt/1209056-001

Other companies make cheaper versions but the UA ones really hold up over time and multiple washes. Usually wear them for rides of any length.
 
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I am about to do an 800 mile round trip run..... SUGGESTIONS?
 
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Last year at the end of the hot hot weather, i got myself a couple pairs of Reebok Hot Compression PlayDry. They are thin tight boxer type shorts. 80% polyester 20% Spandex.
Moisture wicks through fabric to help keep your **** dry.
I'd post a pic of me in mine, but i don't want the ladies gettin all hot & bothered.
 
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Preparation H?
 
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Old 07-11-2011, 02:11 PM
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go to auto parts store or wally world....buy beaded seat cover....cut it to fit bike seat...butt stays cool and dry....no more problems.......your welcome!...
 
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Originally Posted by whiskyls1
It's time to take it in the a@@ like a man!

*WARNING*

The following visual is intended for mature audiences only.

1. Lay on your back.
2. Swing legs up exposing, well, you know.
3. Turn your favorite brand of corn starch upside down and shake.
4. Ride on...
Thanks for all the suggestions.

I think I'll try the cheapest ones first! Corn starch instead of the MB powder??

The Under Armor seems like a popular solution also, I'll give that a shot.
 
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Old 07-11-2011, 05:09 PM
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Exclamation Vinyl or Leather?

Originally Posted by MrHog
Every HD seat and aftermarket vinyl seat gave me monkey butt after 100 miles. Every leather seat I have tried didn't. Big difference I guess in the softness and cooling of the material.
That brings up a very good question I've wanted to know the answer to: Are the HD seats (Sundowner specifically) vinyl or leather??
 


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