Try dropping it in front of Neptunes Net with 100+ bikers watching. Always put kickstand down before dismounting.
Close, but my drop happened in the middle of 100 bikers at Sagebrush Cantina on my Fat Boy. That was 15 years ago - hopefully, that's the one and only dump story I'll ever have to share.
It sucks you had to do the obligatory dump (it's almost a rite of passage) at work. Worse than mine (pulling into my brother-in-laws driveway with everyone in the front yard). I'm glad you got it out of the way with no damage or injury.