I've been buying so much stuff online for my bike, the UPS and FedEx guys are
wearing a path in my lawn! But I think I need to get a PO box to have the stuff
delivered to so my wife doesn't catch on to my addiction. Although she might
already be starting to catch on with all the empty boxes in the garage.

 

Not a bad idea except UPS and FEDEX don't deliver to P.O. Boxes. Send it to the neighbor's

 

Heck you must not have been married long. Have it shipped to the UPS/Fedex depot and pick it up.

 

PM me. I will give you my address, you can have it shipped there.

 

They will deliver to places like Mailboxes Etc.

 

Put in a 'sidewalk'.