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Old 10-13-2006 | 01:04 PM
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Got up this morning, jumped in the shower, turned around to get the shampoo and BOOM, it happened! I lost traction, got tangled up in the shower curtain, and went flying with the entire rigging. Crashed down hard, on my ***, right over the side of the tub. Moments later we were both laughing like hell, with the dog barking like mad. Obviously, she applied too much elbow grease on the scrubdown....and will be punished accordingly!
 
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Old 10-13-2006 | 01:10 PM
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Well that's more innocent than having a baseball bat come swinging through the shower curtain.
 
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Old 10-13-2006 | 01:11 PM
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Sounds like you have been slammed.......
 
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Old 10-13-2006 | 01:23 PM
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Sounds kinda painful for you......however funny as HE!! for the rest of us.....hope your OK......and I hope see ENJOYS her punishment......LOL
 
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Old 10-13-2006 | 01:28 PM
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ORIGINAL: bountyhunter

Got up this morning, jumped in the shower, turned around to get the shampoo and BOOM, it happened! I lost traction, got tangled up in the shower curtain, and went flying with the entire rigging. Crashed down hard, on my ***, right over the side of the tub. Moments later we were both laughing like hell, with the dog barking like mad. Obviously, she applied too much elbow grease on the scrubdown....and will be punished accordingly!
At least you can get yours to do a scrubdown, mines wants a maid.[:@]
 
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Old 10-13-2006 | 01:33 PM
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Now that's funny right there... I don't care who you are
 
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Old 10-13-2006 | 01:45 PM
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Should have been wearing your leathers for better protection......
 
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Old 10-13-2006 | 01:52 PM
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Polished tub too much...accident...ya, ya, That's the ticket...accidents can happen...kackle, kackle, rubbing my hands together and sneering.. ya, ya..accidents can happen.

 
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Old 10-13-2006 | 02:11 PM
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ORIGINAL: bountyhunter

Got up this morning, jumped in the shower, turned around to get the shampoo and BOOM, it happened! I lost traction, got tangled up in the shower curtain, and went flying with the entire rigging. Crashed down hard, on my ***, right over the side of the tub. Moments later we were both laughing like hell, with the dog barking like mad. Obviously, she applied too much elbow grease on the scrubdown....and will be punished accordingly!
I might want to add more CLAMPS to that curtain.
 
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Old 10-13-2006 | 02:15 PM
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