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Old 10-13-2006 | 02:26 PM
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There are some funny posts here but I'm just glad you'll live to ride another day. Oh! That may just be part of the punishment. LOL!
 
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Old 10-13-2006 | 02:28 PM
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Was you naked?
 
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Old 10-13-2006 | 02:33 PM
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now THAT's funny!!! Did you think he was in the shower with clothes on?
 
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Old 10-13-2006 | 02:33 PM
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Why? You interested? Hey Bounty, if she succeeds can I have your scoot, clamps and all?
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Was you naked?
 
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Old 10-13-2006 | 02:46 PM
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You obviously haven't stepped up to the new and improved super duper thingamajig shower modification called a sliding glass door!
Shower curtain?....tsk tsk!
 
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Old 10-13-2006 | 02:52 PM
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Got up this morning, jumped in the shower, turned around to get the shampoo and BOOM, it happened! I lost traction, got tangled up in the shower curtain, and went flying with the entire rigging. Crashed down hard, on my ***, right over the side of the tub. Moments later we were both laughing like hell, with the dog barking like mad. Obviously, she applied too much elbow grease on the scrubdown....and will be punished accordingly!
At least you can get yours to do a scrubdown, mines wants a maid.[:@]
I have the same problem with my old lazy (I mean lady) but if she gets me a maid about 30 years old with lots of cleavage and a tight a$$, I'll pay for that maid myself !!!
I'm glad you're ok Bountyhunter...
 
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Old 10-13-2006 | 02:57 PM
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Got up this morning, jumped in the shower, turned around to get the shampoo and BOOM, it happened! I lost traction, got tangled up in the shower curtain, and went flying with the entire rigging. Crashed down hard, on my ***, right over the side of the tub. Moments later we were both laughing like hell, with the dog barking like mad. Obviously, she applied too much elbow grease on the scrubdown....and will be punished accordingly!
That's what happens when you're "Clamp Free" ..
 
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Old 10-13-2006 | 04:01 PM
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It's funny cause it's not me! Hey, at least you had someboby there to help you up. Sorta symbolic.
 
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Old 10-13-2006 | 04:28 PM
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ORIGINAL: bountyhunter

Got up this morning, jumped in the shower, turned around to get the shampoo and BOOM, it happened! I lost traction, got tangled up in the shower curtain, and went flying with the entire rigging. Crashed down hard, on my ***, right over the side of the tub. Moments later we were both laughing like hell, with the dog barking like mad. Obviously, she applied too much elbow grease on the scrubdown....and will be punished accordingly!
What was she scrubbing down I wonder, that got you so off balance.
 
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Old 10-13-2006 | 05:02 PM
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I'll bet she laughed first. My wife would.
 


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