I beg to differ.


I hate the first chip.
I hate the other chips that follow.

I even hate the TV show "Chips".

 

Lmao! I hate the music from the show

 

It's just the patina your bike gets from being ridden. I think it shows your bike is happy. I've see a lot of 5 year old show bikes without a single fingerprint, but only 200 miles on the clock. Happy bikes? I think NOT.

 

First clue is the mileage on the worn out lawn chair that sits next to the bike.