Glad to know I am not a Dumbass as I have only done this once about 30 years ago....and not since....LOL....

 

Not with this bike, but guilty as charged, your honor......

 

This is true! Like no chick's "too fat" when you're drunk. lol You'll pay for that later too.

 

My most recent "dumb ***" moment was about a month or so ago while washing my bike. I hadn't secured my saddlebag and took a phone call. By the time I hung up the phone, the bike looked to be in order, and I just stood it up...saddlebag hits the ground and the sound sent shivers up my spine! I picked the bag up so fast, I almost dropped it again (it was waxed). I just got the bag back from the painter. My wife watched the whole thing and could only shake her head...maybe I should order up some saddlebag guards, too!

 

Same here...

I almost let mine down without the stand out. It got about halfway over before I realized the stand wasn't down. I'm built like a gorilla so I was able to wrestle it back up without the crash guards hitting. I have learned not to do that again.

 

Yea
But if you do, don’t tell us it would be brutal…

 

+1. Hate when that happens.

 

Oh, your a dumbass when you do that...huh, I thought It was because I'm getting old and senile...lol

 

Been there

 

Yeah doing it twice is dumbass territory!