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Old 05-23-2010, 07:55 PM
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Talking get rid of the wife?
As I stood looking at the new CVO blacked out Ultra yesterday,wishing I had the $40,000
to spend my wife said if it wasn't for her I might could get it. That got me to thinking.I have
had her for almost 33 years & she is getting a little old,but we are having more fun now than ever. Though the new Ultra would be nice. I guess they both have their good points.
What to do? What to do? Any ideas? I can't afford both. I hope she don't see this or I'm
dead.
 
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Old 05-23-2010, 07:58 PM
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Gotta ask yourself, does the CVO ultra have **** that are starting to sag?
 
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Good question.
 
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Old 05-23-2010, 08:10 PM
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What the hell....at your age you should be able to have your cake and eat it to..... Cant take it with you!!!
 
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Old 05-23-2010, 08:38 PM
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33 years & you still can't answer that question! Better stick with the wife, she'll be pickin' your nursing home.............
 
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Well lets put it this way, you will be making payments on her a lot longer than you would with the bike.
 
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Put this poster up in the garage. If she doesn't divorce you I guess you got a good one.
 
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you can always rebuild the bike.
 
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Keep the wife. It's a proven fact that married men live longer than single guys.


So, if you want to die a sloooow death......
 
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Originally Posted by bobros
you can always rebuild the bike.
Can rebuild the wife too! A set of ****, nip here, tuck here, new hip, etc.
 
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