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Old 05-24-2010, 01:45 PM
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How many men does it take to open a beer?

None. That beer better be open when your wife brings it to you.
 
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You're an idiot. Spending $40,000 on a cycle is stupid too.
 
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I'm waiting for ObamaCare to have a "Cash for Klunkers" clause, then I'm trading in my wife for a younger model.
 
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If you get rid of the wife you won't be able to afford the bike.
 
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Reminds me of the guy cutting his 35th anniversary cake with tears streamon down his face.. his OL pipes up and says I didn't know you were so sentimental... he says I ain't! I was just thinkin back 35 yrs ago when you were 18 and I was 20 and we told your dad you were knocked up... he said " marry her or go to jail"... damm I would be a free man by now.
 
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Originally Posted by krwould
Reminds me of the guy cutting his 35th anniversary cake with tears streamon down his face.. his OL pipes up and says I didn't know you were so sentimental... he says I ain't! I was just thinkin back 35 yrs ago when you were 18 and I was 20 and we told your dad you were knocked up... he said " marry her or go to jail"... damm I would be a free man by now.
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Probably best to keep the wife. Keep going to the dealer though and maybe she'll end up liking it as much as you.
 
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Keep the wife. Buy a regular Ultra. It's cheaper and you can do all the mods you want to both and still have cash to spare.
 
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I've heard that love is grand but divorce is a hundred grand! Add that to the $40k for the bike and that's one expensive ride!
 
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Originally Posted by Cryptoboy
I hear ya, but never figured out how that could possibly be true. I feel like my wife is draining my life force from me daily! I can attribute every gray hair on my head and face to her (and I'm only 36!)

I agree with emwolb, if you want to spend that much money, get a Vette or something! And keep the current bike!

That's just funny $hit. Buy the bike anyway, she won't leave, she'll just be mad for a bit!!!
 
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You got other problems...and a $40,000 bike won't help you.
(You'll be pissed when some guy on a Honda Shadow picks up your
old lady and buys her a double dip ice cream and says her hair smells nice.)
$40,000 can't impress everyone.
 


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