Originally Posted by oinker02

I stole her vibrator and used it to find a rattle in my exhaust heat shields.....she walked in right when I had worked my way to the rear and inserted it into the muffler......All I remember afterwards was waking up to swirling blue lights and a female cop calling me a pervert.

After I bonded out, I discovered my scooter had been impounded and refered to protective services....then they did a DNA swab on me and the vibrator and it turned out my neighbor was in the offender data base had been screwing my wife and himself with the vibrator while I was tinkering on my scoot......

It all worked out. I got the scoot and he got the wife and vibrator. He chipped both their teeth on the vibrator.........

I bought new exhaust and date the cop. She likes my new exhaust but she don't like vibrators....So I'm looking for a tool that will do what the old pink vibrator would do, but doesn't look like it belongs on the headboard.....

I checked with Craftsman.... but the lady at Sears only revealed that they had a carbide tipped vibrating tool under wraps still being tested....she was reluctant to detail it's bore and stroke, but claimed it was worth waiting for.

Originally Posted by oinker02

I stole her vibrator and used it to find a rattle in my exhaust heat shields.....she walked in right when I had worked my way to the rear and inserted it into the muffler......All I remember afterwards was waking up to swirling blue lights and a female cop calling me a pervert.

After I bonded out, I discovered my scooter had been impounded and refered to protective services....then they did a DNA swab on me and the vibrator and it turned out my neighbor was in the offender data base had been screwing my wife and himself with the vibrator while I was tinkering on my scoot......

It all worked out. I got the scoot and he got the wife and vibrator. He chipped both their teeth on the vibrator.........

I bought new exhaust and date the cop. She likes my new exhaust but she don't like vibrators....So I'm looking for a tool that will do what the old pink vibrator would do, but doesn't look like it belongs on the headboard.....

I checked with Craftsman.... but the lady at Sears only revealed that they had a carbide tipped vibrating tool under wraps still being tested....she was reluctant to detail it's bore and stroke, but rolled her eyes and claimed it was worth waiting for. She said it came with handelbars and a twist grip throttle and could be used like a jackhammer to bust the tuffest stuff....I asked if it had a 3/8's and 1/2 in attachment and she assured me everything in housewares would attach.