OMG!! That killed me, and I live in Texas, love chili. In my family we used to have a chili cook-off for Christmas when more of us lived here. I can't wait to share this with them. Thanks for bringin' back some good old memories.
judge # 3 -- my intestines are now a straight pipe filled with gaseous, sulphuric flames. I pooped on myself when i farted and i'm worried it will eat through the chair! No one seems inclined to stand behind me anymore. I need to wipe my butt with a snow cone.