Dave,
Out of curiosity do you have such a big fat *** that when you walk down the strret people say "GOD DAMN, THATS A BIG FAT ***!", if so, you may want to check out wwww.assoffsolutions.com for help.

 

Try the beads, they will allow air to flow under you, works real nice.. cheep, addon for around 15.00...if they don't work, throw them away.

 

Found a cure!!

Try this:

http://www.chooseyouritem.com/jokes/wfhm.html

 

Sounds like bowel leakage. Get this stuff. I just switched to Corbin. I'm a believer now.

 

Baby powder or corn starch. Or maybe its just old age and you need to pull over at all restrooms.

 

You guys are brutal! i love it!

What about Monkey Butt cream? lol

 

Try the Alaska Butt Pad. Works for me. http://www.alaskaleather.com/

 

Depends??