yeah I'm looking too....but I take one nude if I have to!!!

 

Actually I think Craigs list is the store you want to shop at, I have a bike that has a ton of hand built parts also, and I have no desire to hire some skanker to divert ones attention away from my handy work.

 

Insults aside, Craigs list isn't popular in my area...we are too rural, and no use me searching for stuff I can't finger in person. Another reason I don't use it is too many rip offs and no buyers protection unlike eBay.

For one-off parts I surf the web and find craftsmen that seem capable of making what I want then work with them to create what I need. New HD parts I usually buy from Zanotti's or off eBay.

As far as skankers go, I'm pretty selective. You need to remember my game room is outfitted with dance pole, disco lighting and all the other thangs required to properly audition potental skanks....I have very high standards in that reqard. Any skank that's passed my examination is USDA grade or better.

 

Now dat thur is sum F-KED up stuff!!!!!!!!!! I just lost my great IHOP breakfast!!!!!

 

Friend, that thar is acually yer typical f-ked up American kid raised by yer typical f-ked up American single mom.

http://www.jokesaboutmothersday.com/...er-mother8.jpg

 

OK, in case that Gothapotamus is now an image burned into your brain, here's the cure. Definitely worth $200 per hour...

 

I gotta know. Where did you get that pic of my 2nd exwife?

I see she has changed her hair and lost a few lbs.....I hope she got her teeth fixed too....Do me a favor and see if she had the tatt removed from her left butt cheek...It was my name centered in a heart surrounded by flowers.

 

Visit a local strip club, 200 bones and most any of those girl will do the job.