I dunno....a wife?

 

My wife was thinking about getting me a dick lock. I wonder if a thief could simply remove the nuts from it and quickly jack it off. The instructions say to strap it on using blue ball locktite. I believe this is the "non service removable" type.

In the end, she decided that a triple dose of viagra was the best way to lock me into the "upright and angry" position.

What spell checker are you using? I would really like to get a copy. Don't be embarrassed, no one is laughing at you for your "slip of the tongue". Okay, I'm lying. EVERYONE is laughing at you but in a really good way. You've made everybody's day.

 

I wanted to see a dick lock too!!!!!!

 

..wife just say's "NO!,put that thang back in the garage"

 

+1 to RoadLoK. Hawg halters actually has a disc brake with it incuded! It's a nice piece of Equipment!

Ride Safe, Mike

 

I read the title of this early this morning and im still shaking my head ..... So how many pages is this gonna go

 

I've had to clean spewed coffee off of the monitor several times today because of this thread. Now, I put the mug down before I open it.

 

This thread grew by 2 pages while I was reading it. LOL

 

I believe that Pope says you shouldn't lock it, simply choose not to use it.

 

Now that post made my day just a bit gayer.