She got my bike a Chrome Front End Package. She even thought about me, and gave me a H.D. ring and one of the Orange riding vest that reflects at night for safety solo riding!
Sadly, Mrs. Claus did not find it in her heart to buy "OUR" bike something for Christmas. The bike will not talk to her right now. AS my wife walks by, the front end turns away from her. I am now acting as the mediator trying to bring the two factions back together in peace and harmony. This might take some time.
I wanted a $40 license plate relocator, I got a $200 phone that does everything but wipe my azz--yet I am still grateful to have a wonderful Ms. Claus.