WHY DOES NICK KEEP YELLING AT US???????

 

I call'em kickstands and crash bars , also have issues with heal shifters,,,,,, must be old I guess.

 

Guys that call it a jiffy stand wear fingerless gloves.

 

Man I must be weird...I call it a jiffy stand and I call 'em crash bars.[sm=yeahsmile.gif]

 

Hey DAWG,

Do you remember when you was 12-18 and you could flex that thang in the morning and it would toss the sheets off?...Then lay there and make it beat your belly like a snare drum?

I remember whenI was first married....wife was in the shower and I was brushing my teeth and watching her in the mirror thru the translucent shower curtain....As predicted, she ripped open the show curtain and asked me to hand her a towel......she had her eyes shut......I said "here ya go" and handed her a beach towel with that thang....she blindly reached for it but missed several times so i flexed it and tossed it clean over the curtain rail....The towel draped over her head....she got her feelings hurt and asked why didn't I politely hand her the towel instead of throwing it at her......once she had wiped her eyes, I demonstrated the towel toss again and we ended up both back in the shower........From then on she called it a towel rack.