It was so hot! How hot was it?
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It was so HOT:
[ul][*]the birds had to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.[*]the potatoes cook underground, and all you have to do to have lunch is to pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper.[*]the cows are giving evaporated milk.[*]the trees are whistling for the dogs.[*]you no longer associate bridges (or rivers) with water.[*]you can say 113 degrees without fainting.[*]you eat hot chilies to cool your mouth off.[*]you can make instant sun tea.[*]you learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron.[*]the temperature drops below 95, you feel a bit chilly.[*]you've experienced condensation on your butt from the hot water in the toilet bowl.[*]you would give anything to be able to splash cold water on your face.[*]you can attend any function wearing shorts and a tank top.[*]you notice the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.[*]hot water now comes out of both taps.[*]your biggest bike wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"[*]you realize that asphalt has a liquid state. [/ul]
[ul][*]the birds had to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.[*]the potatoes cook underground, and all you have to do to have lunch is to pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper.[*]the cows are giving evaporated milk.[*]the trees are whistling for the dogs.[*]you no longer associate bridges (or rivers) with water.[*]you can say 113 degrees without fainting.[*]you eat hot chilies to cool your mouth off.[*]you can make instant sun tea.[*]you learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron.[*]the temperature drops below 95, you feel a bit chilly.[*]you've experienced condensation on your butt from the hot water in the toilet bowl.[*]you would give anything to be able to splash cold water on your face.[*]you can attend any function wearing shorts and a tank top.[*]you notice the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.[*]hot water now comes out of both taps.[*]your biggest bike wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"[*]you realize that asphalt has a liquid state. [/ul]
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It was so HOT:
[ul][*]the birds had to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.[*]the potatoes cook underground, and all you have to do to have lunch is to pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper.[*]the cows are giving evaporated milk.[*]the trees are whistling for the dogs.[*]you no longer associate bridges (or rivers) with water.[*]you can say 113 degrees without fainting.[*]you eat hot chilies to cool your mouth off.[*]you can make instant sun tea.[*]you learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron.[*]the temperature drops below 95, you feel a bit chilly.[*]you've experienced condensation on your butt from the hot water in the toilet bowl.[*]you would give anything to be able to splash cold water on your face.[*]you can attend any function wearing shorts and a tank top.[*]you notice the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.[*]hot water now comes out of both taps.[*]your biggest bike wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"[*]you realize that asphalt has a liquid state. [/ul]
[ul][*]the birds had to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.[*]the potatoes cook underground, and all you have to do to have lunch is to pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper.[*]the cows are giving evaporated milk.[*]the trees are whistling for the dogs.[*]you no longer associate bridges (or rivers) with water.[*]you can say 113 degrees without fainting.[*]you eat hot chilies to cool your mouth off.[*]you can make instant sun tea.[*]you learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron.[*]the temperature drops below 95, you feel a bit chilly.[*]you've experienced condensation on your butt from the hot water in the toilet bowl.[*]you would give anything to be able to splash cold water on your face.[*]you can attend any function wearing shorts and a tank top.[*]you notice the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.[*]hot water now comes out of both taps.[*]your biggest bike wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"[*]you realize that asphalt has a liquid state. [/ul]
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