It was hotter here today than my wife was the day I bought my '07 Ultra!

But it will eventually cool off and so will she.

 

122 the other day in Bullhead City... hotter than a fresh f@@#$ed fox in a forest fire on a frosty february friday forenoon...

 

It was hotter than a fresh laid ***** on dollar day!

 

It was so hot... I was sweating like a dog in a Chinese restuarant. hehe


Actually, my daughter's favorite one liner. (From the movie, "Jingle All The Way")

 

Like workin' in a fat man's arm pit

 

It was so HOT:

[ul][*]the birds had to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.[*]the potatoes cook underground, and all you have to do to have lunch is to pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper.[*]the cows are giving evaporated milk.[*]the trees are whistling for the dogs.[*]you no longer associate bridges (or rivers) with water.[*]you can say 113 degrees without fainting.[*]you eat hot chilies to cool your mouth off.[*]you can make instant sun tea.[*]you learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron.[*]the temperature drops below 95, you feel a bit chilly.[*]you've experienced condensation on your butt from the hot water in the toilet bowl.[*]you would give anything to be able to splash cold water on your face.[*]you can attend any function wearing shorts and a tank top.[*]you notice the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.[*]hot water now comes out of both taps.[*]your biggest bike wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"[*]you realize that asphalt has a liquid state. [/ul]

 

Just too damn HOT!!

 

You pull up to a light and glance over to see a cager without air driving with oven mitts on. I thought that was a good idea...

 

It was so hot my wife thought she had competition

spiz

 

IThink it hit 103 here today. Thats unheard of for N. Montana.