Now that is just funny no matter who you are...[sm=smarty.gif]

 

these are better than the 'You might be a Redneck' jokes.

 

Best thread ever!


Rax

 

Don't fill your tank with diesel fuel. The bike won't run well or at all....Don't ask me how I know......

 

When cleaning the bugs off your bat wing, don't use your wife's"scotch brite pad". However, if you do use the "scotch brite pad" only use the sponge side and most definitely after using it don'tput the pad back into the sink with the dishes.Paid twice for this one. Don't ask me how I know!

 

Don't place your microfiber towels on the same workbench you just used to drill out the pilot holes for your new passenger footrest covers. Metal shavings, microfiber, and a harley paint finish do not mix. Don't ask me how I know...

 

Never go riding on the Highway wearing a full face helmet if you even think you might have the flu. Just trust me on this one, don't as me how I know!

 

Never give the "hot blonde" at the bar a quick ride around the block while your wife is at work about a half mile away...she just might get off work a couple hours early and be waiting for ya when you get back to the bar.

 

Never to forget to tell your friend on the back that, just before the light turns green, is not the best time to stand &stretch your legs. In rush hour traffic to boot!
Don't ask me how I know.....

 

Never ever leave your roadking on a piece of s#@t lift without securing it with straps....don't ask how i know....

And further, never move to a town where your neighbors can't help your wife right the bike that's laying on the garage floor....while your out of town on business. Dont ask how i know......