Don't ask me how I know
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11-24-2007, 11:13 AM
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11-24-2007, 11:48 AM
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RE: Don't ask me how I know
Don't drive 469 miles on the BRP only to watch your friends turn around to take a pic in front of a signand not watch where you are going only to be thrown off and sliding down a 15 foot revine after hitting a tree stump. That 800lb + Ultra was only inches from following himdown the revine. Once I found my buddy was all right its it so hard to lift an Ultra while laughing.
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11-24-2007, 12:33 PM
RE: Don't ask me how I know
Don't tighten down that gas cap on your Springer Softail right after you have squeezed in every last drop of fuel the station had and then hitting the interstate to do some 80 MPH. The air rushing past the open fuel filler hole at 80 MPHsucks that gasout of the tank faster than the pump put it in there. The smell of your new "Cologne" sure impresses your ridingbuddies for the rest of the day.
Thank goodness I got to laugh at my brother all day for that one!
Now here's one for me!
When doing a quickie burnout to impress your friends......make sure the back tire is not sitting on a piece of doormat. It was a heck of a lot of work to get thedoormat out from between my tire and the fender. Of course this 3 bikesand many years ago and fortunately we all add a few more brian cells as we get older. I think.
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Thank goodness I got to laugh at my brother all day for that one!
Now here's one for me!
When doing a quickie burnout to impress your friends......make sure the back tire is not sitting on a piece of doormat. It was a heck of a lot of work to get thedoormat out from between my tire and the fender. Of course this 3 bikesand many years ago and fortunately we all add a few more brian cells as we get older. I think.
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11-24-2007, 12:35 PM
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RE: Don't ask me how I know
ORIGINAL: Bryan1724
When filling up your bike and you drop the gas cap and it rolls under the bike, don't reach under it at a 45 degree angle to retrieve it, go in very low, 1" off the ground and straight, don't ask me how i know, i know, i have the 3rd degree burn scar on my left arm to prove it. [:@]
When filling up your bike and you drop the gas cap and it rolls under the bike, don't reach under it at a 45 degree angle to retrieve it, go in very low, 1" off the ground and straight, don't ask me how i know, i know, i have the 3rd degree burn scar on my left arm to prove it. [:@]
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ORIGINAL: FLHT
When you take off riding in the morning to early, tired and hung over and you stop at the first station to pick up a cigar. Dont forget to put the kick stand down. Dont ask me how I know.
When you take off riding in the morning to early, tired and hung over and you stop at the first station to pick up a cigar. Dont forget to put the kick stand down. Dont ask me how I know.
No theres some funny sh**, Man am I laughing.. Great Fun
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11-24-2007, 11:40 PM
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don't ever put your feet on the rear pegs and pop the clutch on you evo softail from a dead stop the bike tends to keep going when your hand slips off the bars and you fly off the back luckly it never hit the ground the front wheel hit a fence right at the post and only bent the front rim and put a small dent in the tank don't ask me how i know
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11-25-2007, 01:17 AM
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