How about a joke to start the day?
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How about a joke to start the day?
[blockquote] St. Peter and the Newcomer:
>
>>
>> A man appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. "Have you ever
>>done
>>
>> anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.
>>
>>
>>
>> Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered. "Once, on a trip
>>to the
>>
>> Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers, who
>>were
>>
>> threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but
>>they
>>
>> wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily
>>tattooed
>>
>>&a mp;n bsp; biker and smacked him in his face, kicked his bike over, ripped out
>>his nose
>>
>> ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, "Now, back off!! Or
>>I'll kick
>>
>> the **** out of all of you !
>>
>>
>>
>> St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?"
>>
>>
>>
>> "Just a couple of minutes ago."
>>
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>
>>
>> A man appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. "Have you ever
>>done
>>
>> anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.
>>
>>
>>
>> Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered. "Once, on a trip
>>to the
>>
>> Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers, who
>>were
>>
>> threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but
>>they
>>
>> wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily
>>tattooed
>>
>>&a mp;n bsp; biker and smacked him in his face, kicked his bike over, ripped out
>>his nose
>>
>> ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, "Now, back off!! Or
>>I'll kick
>>
>> the **** out of all of you !
>>
>>
>>
>> St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?"
>>
>>
>>
>> "Just a couple of minutes ago."
>>
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