Why SHARKS circle around you before they ATTACK...
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04-20-2012 | 11:22 PM
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From: Qualicum Beach, B.C. CAN
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship, holding her hat on tight so that it would not blow off in the wind.
A gentleman approached her & said
"Pardon me madam, I do not intend to be forward, but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
"Yes I know" said the lady, "But I need both hands to hold onto this hat!"
"But madam" he said, "You must know that your privates are exposed!"
The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied
"Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!!!"
A gentleman approached her & said
"Pardon me madam, I do not intend to be forward, but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
"Yes I know" said the lady, "But I need both hands to hold onto this hat!"
"But madam" he said, "You must know that your privates are exposed!"
The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied
"Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!!!"
