It's all about THE SCORE BOARD, say what you will........ But I am now in the rafters as the 1000th post. I just heard from the mod team and my solid gold plaque of becoming the 1000th post of the" ban post count" thread. The mayor called to confirm my dinner as well as the date for my parade. My cash prize installments will begin May 1st and they will gradually increase 25% a year until I max out at 2.5 million a year for LIFE. The holiday that was created is set to start next year on February 30th, EVERYBODY will be off that day with pay, if you are unemployed, you will receive a check for $250 for the days observance. That's how important this thread is. Those of you that were close; post 997,998 and 999 will receive consolation prizes of a brand new Harley every model year for the next 20 years, with free fuel for said time.... I would like to thank all the little people for my rise to power!!!!!!

 

Dasfane is the man! All hail the smell.

 

Accolades are not needed, just send me your women.... Yes de women I need de women.

 

This do? If you ever wreck in Dutchess County,NY, be sure to ask for MEEvel in the hospital

 

Wow, we be movin' on up...

 

I have been asked by the Mod, in order to save the postage on your Solid Gold Plaque - here you go, congrats on "playing fairly"

 

OH, WOW!
Is that REAL GOLD?

 

The start of this post..

And what it will look like at the end

 

This no none sense tread made 1032 posts I don't believe it

 

Make that 1034 posts