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What about the part that says "except for..."

This is no BS though, there used to be this chick that worked at the local Hooters and her tramp stamp in two inch tall letters from one side to the other said "Carpe Diem". Why would anyone tattoo "Seize the Day" above their ***? Is that an invitation or what?

 

So, did ya seize the day?

 

I was not tapping that.......besides my wife is kind of funny about me having girlfriends. I don't know why but she is super possessive.

 

If she worked in a Hooters, she had to be a bit cute

I bet your take would have been different had you been young and single

 

Ever come home from the bar with lipstick on yer cheek. Yea those are fun conversations. Glad we got that straightened out.

 

I told her once that she was a selfish woman by keeping me all to herself. I even explained the advantages of a girlfriend. She reminded me of the disadvantages, something about how I "could have a girlfriend and live in a cardboard box because that all I could afford......." Boy no sense of humor at all. Selfish, selfish woman.

She was cute as were all of them there. Younger and single I probably would have been in a lot of trouble up there....

 

Ahhhh Hooters - what a nice family establishment to go and have dinner, nowadays you also have Earl's, Twin Peaks to choose from as well to patronize

 

We also have Bikini's, Redneck Heaven, Ricky Bobby's and Bone Daddy's that specialize in customer service.

 

Keep bank rollin' them singles....you'll find one somewhere.