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#7781
06-24-2014, 05:19 PM
Seasoned HDF Member
On their wedding night, the young bride
Approached her new husband and asked
For $20.00 for their first lovemaking
Encounter.
In his highly aroused state,
Her husband readily agreed.
This scenario was repeated each time they made
Love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a
Cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that
She needed.
Arriving home around noon one day, she was
Surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.
During the next few minutes, he explained that
His employer was going through a process of corporate
Downsizing, and he had been let go.
It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find
Another position that paid anywhere near what
He'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.
Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which
Showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling
Nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued
By the
bank which was worth over $2 million,
And informed him that they
Were one of the largest depositors in the bank.
She explained that for more than
Three decades she had 'charged' him for sex,
These holdings had multiplied and these were the
Results of her savings and investments.
Faced with evidence of cash and investments
Worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could
Barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out,
'If I'd had any idea what you were doing,
I would have given you all my business!'
That's when she shot him.
You know, sometimes, men just don't know when
To keep their mouths shut
Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often.
But push the wrong button and your *** is disconnected!
Approached her new husband and asked
For $20.00 for their first lovemaking
Encounter.
In his highly aroused state,
Her husband readily agreed.
This scenario was repeated each time they made
Love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a
Cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that
She needed.
Arriving home around noon one day, she was
Surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.
During the next few minutes, he explained that
His employer was going through a process of corporate
Downsizing, and he had been let go.
It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find
Another position that paid anywhere near what
He'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.
Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which
Showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling
Nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued
By the
bank which was worth over $2 million,
And informed him that they
Were one of the largest depositors in the bank.
She explained that for more than
Three decades she had 'charged' him for sex,
These holdings had multiplied and these were the
Results of her savings and investments.
Faced with evidence of cash and investments
Worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could
Barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out,
'If I'd had any idea what you were doing,
I would have given you all my business!'
That's when she shot him.
You know, sometimes, men just don't know when
To keep their mouths shut
Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often.
But push the wrong button and your *** is disconnected!
#7782
06-24-2014, 05:26 PM
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#7784
06-24-2014, 06:40 PM
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#7785
06-24-2014, 06:46 PM
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#7786
06-24-2014, 07:10 PM
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Look out...
Bam!!! Post #8100!!!
Like Elvis said, "Thank you verrry much".
Bam!!! Post #8100!!!
Like Elvis said, "Thank you verrry much".
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#7787
06-24-2014, 07:25 PM
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#7788
06-24-2014, 07:28 PM
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Bad case of eyewood to say the least....
#7789
06-24-2014, 07:41 PM
Seasoned HDF Member
oooops
took the pic down but here is the article
http://canadamotoguide.com/2014/06/1...vidson-cometh/
would ya?
took the pic down but here is the article
http://canadamotoguide.com/2014/06/1...vidson-cometh/
would ya?
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#7790
06-24-2014, 07:43 PM
Club Member
Why, I never! Perpetual posting? About nothing? Just to get my post count up?
What do you think, I'd behave like some troll in the new member's section or the game rooms just to.... up my post count?
Preposterous!!
What do you think, I'd behave like some troll in the new member's section or the game rooms just to.... up my post count?
Preposterous!!