TOAK-The Thread of All Knowledge-PeckerWoods IMC.
#6841
06-20-2014, 05:59 AM
Club Member
I have made a few feeble attempts. I had quit for a couple years myself a long time ago. That is a long story.
#6842
06-20-2014, 06:35 AM
Seasoned HDF Member
Smokeless tobacco is good for you. No more worms, ticks or long relationships!
Prior to her trip to Texas , Buffy (a blonde New Yorker),
confided to her co-workers she had three goals for her trip to the Lone Star State -
1. She wanted to taste some real Texas Bar-B-Que.
2. She wanted to take in a bona fide rodeo. And..
3. She wanted to have sex with a real cowboy .
Upon returning, the girls were curious as to how she fared.
'Let me tell you, they have a tree down there called a Mesquite and when they slow cook that brisket over that Mesquite , it's ooooh so good. The taste is unbelievable!'
'And I went to a real rodeo. Talk about athletes... Those guys wrestle full grown bulls! They ride horses at a full gallop, then jump off the horses and grab the bull by the horns and throw them to the ground! It is just incredible!'
They then asked, 'Well tell us , did you have sex with a real cowboy?'
'Are you kidding? When I saw the outline of the condom they carry in the back pocket of their jeans, I changed my mind!'
Prior to her trip to Texas , Buffy (a blonde New Yorker),
confided to her co-workers she had three goals for her trip to the Lone Star State -
1. She wanted to taste some real Texas Bar-B-Que.
2. She wanted to take in a bona fide rodeo. And..
3. She wanted to have sex with a real cowboy .
Upon returning, the girls were curious as to how she fared.
'Let me tell you, they have a tree down there called a Mesquite and when they slow cook that brisket over that Mesquite , it's ooooh so good. The taste is unbelievable!'
'And I went to a real rodeo. Talk about athletes... Those guys wrestle full grown bulls! They ride horses at a full gallop, then jump off the horses and grab the bull by the horns and throw them to the ground! It is just incredible!'
They then asked, 'Well tell us , did you have sex with a real cowboy?'
'Are you kidding? When I saw the outline of the condom they carry in the back pocket of their jeans, I changed my mind!'
Last edited by ChickinOnaChain; 06-28-2015 at 06:43 AM.
#6843
06-20-2014, 06:46 AM
Moderator
Good morning Woods! Quitting cigarettes is tough and I wish you the best!
Here's some encouragement:
Believe it or not, I spied a real live woodpecker working out on one of my trees this morning. It's been years since I've seen one of them.
Here's some encouragement:
Believe it or not, I spied a real live woodpecker working out on one of my trees this morning. It's been years since I've seen one of them.
Last edited by ChickinOnaChain; 06-28-2015 at 06:44 AM.
#6844
06-20-2014, 07:10 AM
Seasoned HDF Member
Poor girl got hung up in someones fishing gear. Ill give her a hand getting untangled...
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Ok, Im getting closer to the post count for peckerwood status. Only 272 to go.
#6846
06-20-2014, 07:14 AM
Seasoned HDF Member
Hey probate, go get me a latte with orange sprinkles....
#6847
06-20-2014, 07:22 AM
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#6848
06-20-2014, 07:24 AM
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#6849
06-20-2014, 07:39 AM
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Good day to ya peckerwoods ! So Southpawwood relinquished his virgins and jerky for the 7K post ! Interesting ! "Quitting is easy to do I've done it a 1000 times" Will Rodgers. In all seriousness Good Luck ! I still miss my Cope and still reach for my pocket LOL !
#6850
06-20-2014, 07:45 AM
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Good Morning Pecker Packers ( no, not Cheeseheads ) Ran across this and wanted to warn all of you to be careful swimming this weekend.
http://www.cnn.com/2014/06/18/us/gulf-tagged-sharks/
http://www.cnn.com/2014/06/18/us/gulf-tagged-sharks/