Evenin, Greg. Played 2 completely different rounds of golf today...the front 9 and the back 9. You don't wanna know.

 

Good evening woods !! I see Tracy is trying to repent !! Tracy you're goona have to take it standin up like a true wood !!

 

Tryin' to catch up and am alarmed that one of our most decent, caring, trustworthy and straight arrow guys is edging up to double secret probation for posting naked butt pics. Oh, wait....wrong guy.

 

I already know just by what you said. Was supposed to golf today, Mother Nature had a different idea. An inch of rain so far.

 

Looks like an Afghan Conga Line.

 

Just from the picture, could you tell who appears to be a favorite?

 

Stop me if you've heard this...

2 guys tee off. Guy one hits big hook into the gunch left. Guy 2 hits a huge slice into the trash on right. Guy 1 finds his ball laying in a bed of buttercups. Gotta play it where it lies. Takes a swipe and destroys about 2 feet of buttercups....stop me if you've heard this....Mother Nature pops up. Chastises golfer 1 for destroying buttercups and says his punishment is he can never have butter again....stop me if you've heard this....Guy 1 yells at guy 2, 'Where's your ball?" Guy 2 says, 'In the pussywillows.' Guy 1 yells....DON'T SWING...

My last appearance for the week, don't forget to tip your server, thanks for coming in.

 

"Remember these girls work for tips and tips only....."

 

Story of my life guys. I thought the news had it kinda fuzzed out. Still funny as hell though

 

Don't know, Russ, but can you ask Izzo how much a goat lap dance costs like the guy upper left is getting?