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06-18-2014, 10:43 AM

MYCRISIS

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I nominate MYCRISIS to be the first inductee into PECKERWOODS Hall Of Fame for his illustrious use of the English language in the clubhouse. As such he will receive the coveted "Peckerous Humongous" traveling trophy.

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Oh wait, I am just a prospect, can I do that?

No more prospecting for you "Northernwood", with ideas like this , you are headed straight to the top.

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06-18-2014, 10:49 AM

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Ahem...... Allow me to prepare my own 6 page acceptance speech. Do all full-fledged members concur? Will there be a secret ballot?

"4 score and 1000 years ago.........."

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06-18-2014, 10:50 AM

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Good day peckerwoods, I now realize why Softie's weather reports are always on the hot side.

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06-18-2014, 10:52 AM

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Ahem...... Allow me to prepare my own 6 page acceptance speech. Do all full-fledged members concur? Will there be a secret ballot?

"4 score and 1000 years ago.........."

No, Thats ok, really. Just send money. You will be accepted just fine.

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06-18-2014, 11:08 AM

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Well make up your everlovin mind will ya. Does you want to be better, or funnier?

"Does you want to be better, or funnier" ... more better or most funniest ... pick one, pick your nose, heck pick your friends nose ... Wait, shouldn't it be "peck one" ??? Too many decisions

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06-18-2014, 11:18 AM

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No, Thats ok, really. Just send money. You will be accepted just fine.

Does the official Perkerwood pre-skidded club underwear come with my cut, or is that different deal that I earn for.......say......insulting Senior Citizens as a show of bravery?

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06-18-2014, 11:25 AM

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Does the official Perkerwood pre-skidded club underwear come with my cut, or is that different deal that I earn for.......say......insulting Senior Citizens as a show of bravery?

Would someone please guide our new "Northwood" to the proper peckerwood package.

Thats just not my gig.