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Originally Posted by SouthpawHD
If she's in the club, then you should be all set.
She is just one of the many Internet mama's we have. We have no shortage of hot women. To this end we have recently curtailed JMC22's ability to choose due to his most recent exercise in bad judgement with the CraigsList woman. We are also sending him to the eye doctor and forbidding browsing of CL while on the crapper.
 
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Originally Posted by TwiZted Biker
Did you get the magnifying glass out and triple check that for copyrights ?
I always forget to get out that darn eye piece!
 
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Originally Posted by KUB
I just had a nice hot large pasty for lunch !
Man, its been a long time since I've had a pasty for lunch.

Many years ago I went to a topless steakhouse and was served by a pregnant topless stripper who had burning matches on her bare nipples, and the place smelled like vomit.

That about did it for me and titty bars.
 
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At Russ's request - hot off the today's CL pages - May I offer you the following lovely lady - she is an easy going, 31 yr old beauty that has an athletic build
http://denver.craigslist.org/w4m/4521358058.html
 
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Originally Posted by JMC22
At Russ's request - hot off the today's CL pages - May I offer you the following lovely lady - she is an easy going, 31 yr old beauty that has an athletic build
http://denver.craigslist.org/w4m/4521358058.html
Sounds reasonable.
 
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Originally Posted by JMC22
At Russ's request - hot off the today's CL pages - May I offer you the following lovely lady - she is an easy going, 31 yr old beauty that has an athletic build
http://denver.craigslist.org/w4m/4521358058.html
First thing that comes to mind is scrubbing my junk clean in that 1965 mirror wishing I hadn't opened craigslist.

Smoke with me, lay with me,,,,
No THANKS
 
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Old 06-16-2014, 02:54 PM
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That one screams desperate:
"I really still believe in love. ...smoke with me baby, lay with me baby, laugh with me baby...."

Pretty scary.
 
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"Will someone be real?" says the lady packing 5 pounds of silicone...
 
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Why can't we all just get along? ... Wasn't that what someone said twenty-some years ago ... AFTER EVERYONE DESTROYED L.A. ... Could the thread survive a challenge from the "do gooders?" ... Would we want to? Tune in tomorrow when you'll hear the POTUS say "If you like your Internet you can keep your Internet ... for a fee !!
 
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There seems to be no shortage of women seeking certain things in a relationship:

http://dallas.craigslist.org/ftw/w4m/4523042753.html
 


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