If the road I take to work don't get fixed soon I'm going to see if the state Government will let me buy it. I'll take out a loan, fix it, then turn it into a toll road with all profits going to me for maintenance and beer money. I wonder if I can get a drunk driving on my own road.

 

GENIUS!!!!!! I should look into this in mass. The roads are killed from all the snow.

 

Like the way you think Markwood. You are exceptionallly clear headed today.......

 

I'd like to apply as one of your first employees ... Please send directions for "proper leaning procedures using a shovel" to me as soon as possible in case there is a test. Oh yes, I don't work nights, weekends, Mondays, Fridays and any day that might be construed as a day that a motorcycle might be able to be ridden without falling into the aforementioned potholes. If you are in agreement I would expect that the application would be forwarded to me as soon as possible so that I may have my attorneys Dewey, Screwem and How peruse them in an effort to get the litigation process started in a hurry as I'm sure that there will be some shortcoming ( no pun intended ) with regards to complying with the pending ( and new ) requirements regarding start up businesses in our state.

 

LOL Ya know I'm not sure Craig and I ever really set a time limit, but I'm thinking one week maybe? You can even pick your own avatar as far as I'm concerned as long as it is clearly seen as University of Kentucky.


I will do the same for the Badgers in the unlikely event it goes the other way.


It's just all in fun of course...

 

If I'm clear headed today then there's palm trees growing in my back yard.

 

The bet is an avatar change, so only humility is in play.


Careful, MLB could take you up on that.

 

That truly is a brilliant idea!!!

 

Well if you are gonna start smack-talking right away, then perhaps the length should be 2 weeks!

Seriously though, I was thinking a week also. 2 weeks if she's smokin hot.