TOAK-The Thread of All Knowledge-PeckerWoods IMC.
#5091
I remember years and years ago when the OL and I were dating I still lived with my parents and we had been playing with a can of whipped cream. Came home and there were my parents, munching away on strawberry shortcakes with whipped cream......
#5092
We took the OL's parents out to see the movie TED, there is a scene where the teddy bear that came to life is banging this chick in the back room. Ol's mom blurts out "He doesn't even have a *****". Gotta love old folks.
Last edited by ChickinOnaChain; 06-04-2015 at 07:18 PM.
#5093
#5094
Thats some bygosh wood right there.
Explains why that other tree is in it's glory.
I did the same thing last summer. I had to make four little cuts with a chop saw 1 1/2" thin wall pipe, wont need no damm eye protection. Big mistake. You will feel fine in about four days, until then, WALK IT OFF PECKERWOOD!!!
Explains why that other tree is in it's glory.
Frekin A. Took a grinding spark to the eye today. Thought it was all good and just irritated. Nope. Got a brown charred spot on my eyeball just inside the color circle. Gotta make an appointment to remove it now. Prolly wont be till next week. I tried to take a pick of it but holding a LED light and a camera while looking in the mirror didnt work. And yes I shoulda been wearing my PPE's.
Last edited by ChickinOnaChain; 06-04-2015 at 07:20 PM.
#5096
It feels great now. I looked at it and when I went after it with some tweezers I musta popped the offending piece out. The char brown spot is still there. Its not interfering with my vision. Dont think I want some Doc to mess with it now.
#5097
Yes, teacher, it's a weathervane.
Very good, Johnny. Can you tell us why they use a c**k?
Yes, teacher. If they used a p****y the wind would blow through it and mess the whole thing up.
Hope that passes mod muster.
#5098
The copious application of asterisks only partially masks the meaning of the words and therefore may not meet the PG standard as mandated by the Supreme Higher Force.
#5099
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I know a guy that was whacking on some metal with a chisel and big hammer without safety glasses. A chip flew up into His eye, and messed it up. He now has one eye turned out away from the other.
Years later, the big boss called Him into the office to eat His *** out about something. Midway thru, the boss screamed at the top of His lungs at Him saying, "Damn you Howard, you look at me when I'm talking to you!"
Howard snorted back at Him, and said "I am looking at you, Mr. Beasley! I am looking at you!"
They say Howard could lay flat on His back and look down a well...
They say when Harold cries, tears roll down His back...
I heard Harold is the man to have with you if you find a snake.
Harold can keep one eye on the snake, and find something to kill it with the other...
He had two kids at home, could keep one eye on each one, anywhere in the house...
I remember Hearing Him ask "Who in the hell is Monty Feldman, and how in the heck am I supposed to know Him? Is He from around here?"
Last I heard, Harold was thinking about taking up playing drums...
I bet He would be bad azz...
Years later, the big boss called Him into the office to eat His *** out about something. Midway thru, the boss screamed at the top of His lungs at Him saying, "Damn you Howard, you look at me when I'm talking to you!"
Howard snorted back at Him, and said "I am looking at you, Mr. Beasley! I am looking at you!"
They say Howard could lay flat on His back and look down a well...
They say when Harold cries, tears roll down His back...
I heard Harold is the man to have with you if you find a snake.
Harold can keep one eye on the snake, and find something to kill it with the other...
He had two kids at home, could keep one eye on each one, anywhere in the house...
I remember Hearing Him ask "Who in the hell is Monty Feldman, and how in the heck am I supposed to know Him? Is He from around here?"
Last I heard, Harold was thinking about taking up playing drums...
I bet He would be bad azz...
Last edited by ChickinOnaChain; 06-04-2015 at 07:22 PM.
#5100