I'm no bigwig, but I still don't get a day off. But I chose this profession

My buddy always says, in the summer time he'd trade jobs with me in a second, but during tax season, I couldn't pay him enough!

 

I hope they can locate the exact point of the leak without too much trouble. Otherwise....

 

I also experienced the furniture locating GPS that is embedded in my little toe this week.

 

Think the OL would see the humor in this?

 

Mornin. Playing with wood today.

 

This will keep the kids out of your cookie stash

 

Oh yeah real funny, until someone gets a cold!

 

That line made me laugh aloud, as I cringed.

 

Pulled a joke on a fellow carrier at the Post Office a few years back. Hands get real dry and cracked from handling all that paper. Removed the hand cream from the bottle and replaced it with mayo.

 

My Dad's mother had the softest hands I've ever felt. No idea what the health implications were but she always told me she rubbed butter, mayo, olive oil, etc. on her hands while she cooked.