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Old 01-23-2015, 12:38 PM
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My son has burned me good. Literally.


He went to Buffalo Wild Wings last night with his friends and I asked him to bring me a few to eat for lunch today. Well, he did. I popped one in my mouth and now I'm on my third glass of milk trying to put the fire out on my tongue. He confessed to bringing me the 3rd hottest they offer. I have no desire to try numbers 1 and 2.


I might laugh too if it ever stops burning. Maybe some of you guys from the southwest eat this kind of stuff on a regular basis, but man I'm thinking I'll have to go poop in the creek to keep from setting the woods on fire!
 
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Old 01-23-2015, 12:39 PM
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Originally Posted by AllenW
Here's one I had handy, was taken at the starting line at Interstate Dragways.
I'll see if I can find a few better ones for ya.

Bike run 9.40's and 155 with my lard *** on it.
Nice! We used to have a local strip out here. Small regional airport that let us run on Friday and Saturday nights on their runway. All the fun stopped after 9/11 though. The closest strip is probably two hours away now and I just don't have the time or money required to go out and play.
 
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Originally Posted by KUB
Holy chit !! Its 40* and the sun is shinin !! WTF has happened !! There is this bright huge orange/yellow Orb in the sky over WI ! Should I take flight and flee or surrender to this orb and be overcome with Vitamin D ???
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Oh god of woods !! I am scared my bark has this warm feeling cascading over it and I am blinded by this euphoric new found sense of lust and fear !! and warmth this everlasting feeling of warmth !!
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Oh no I have pizzed the god's off this orb is fleeing the sky, its lust and warmth is fickle like a wood nymph in my fantasies and my bark is growing damp and cold ! oh how I weep for this orb to return to stave off this stage of madness that matches a mad dawg chewing on its foot off in this evil trappings of winter oh mother nature you have no heart just a muscle that pumps blood !


Dang Kubbers! Ya'll must be smoking the good stuff today in WI! LOL
 
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Originally Posted by LiiT
My son has burned me good. Literally.


He went to Buffalo Wild Wings last night with his friends and I asked him to bring me a few to eat for lunch today. Well, he did. I popped one in my mouth and now I'm on my third glass of milk trying to put the fire out on my tongue. He confessed to bringing me the 3rd hottest they offer. I have no desire to try numbers 1 and 2.


I might laugh too if it ever stops burning. Maybe some of you guys from the southwest eat this kind of stuff on a regular basis, but man I'm thinking I'll have to go poop in the creek to keep from setting the woods on fire!
I luv it when it burns just as bad going out as it did going in.
 
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Old 01-23-2015, 12:57 PM
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Originally Posted by LiiT
My son has burned me good. Literally.


He went to Buffalo Wild Wings last night with his friends and I asked him to bring me a few to eat for lunch today. Well, he did. I popped one in my mouth and now I'm on my third glass of milk trying to put the fire out on my tongue. He confessed to bringing me the 3rd hottest they offer. I have no desire to try numbers 1 and 2.


I might laugh too if it ever stops burning. Maybe some of you guys from the southwest eat this kind of stuff on a regular basis, but man I'm thinking I'll have to go poop in the creek to keep from setting the woods on fire!
Careful taking a ****. I speak from experience!
 
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Old 01-23-2015, 12:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Uncle Chester
I luv it when it burns just as bad going out as it did going in.


Yeah, don't know if I'm looking forward to the exit wound from these.


Perhaps trying to salvage some dignity and personal pride, I ate them all just to show him I could with the sweat pouring off my forehead and my mouth on fire.
 
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What a messy work bench!


 
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Old 01-23-2015, 01:18 PM
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What a messy work bench!




Workbench...workbench... oh there it is! She could mess up anything I have ... as long as I get to mess her up too!
 
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Originally Posted by Uncle Larry
Southwood shows up late and immediately stirs the pot ... It must be Friday :>)
TGIF. Of course, because I am busy, I might just have to work tomorrow, so it might only be Thursday then.
 
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Old 01-23-2015, 01:29 PM
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Originally Posted by LiiT
Dang Kubbers! Ya'll must be smoking the good stuff today in WI! LOL
Hey now, he's technically a MI resident, so maybe the "smoking" laws are different there.
 


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