OK, guy goes into a drugstore to buy condoms. Druggists ask what size. Man says, I don't know. Druggist says go out back and there's a fence with different size holes. Put your pecker in each hole until you find a snug one, make note of size and come back. Guy does what he's told. Lady on other side of fence sees pecker poking through, pulls up panties and snuggles up to next hole.

 

Afternoon Woods

 

There is a thread a guy posted about black exhaust and how well it holds up and looks good. I must be getting sentimental, cuz I couldn't bring my self to tell him if he wants it to always look good he should leave it in the box.

 

My black exhaust looks like ****! I want to PC the shields.

 

Would ceramic coating be better?

 

Yup. The rubber thread left us all hanging.

 

A year or so back I started a thread where the object was to select a thread title and post a smart *** reply. Never got much traction....serious lot here, these Harley types.

 

Maybe. I dont know what the D&D is coated with but it gets brittle and chips easy. Ill prolly go with gloss black next time.

 

I already know the answer but I have to ask....when you were a kid did you like hitting hornet nests with a stick?

 

What do you think. Ive poked many a thing with a sharp stick that I shoulda left alone. You know the funny kid in class. I was the one who made him laugh and got his *** in trouble.