Drunker than *** ! Bar was mellow but knew almost everyone. Even ran into peeps from back in kindergarten, Hella good times. Gotta love small town USA. Few club peeps but most pussyd out cause of the cold. Had to be there.

 

Mornin', Woods, Woodettes, lurkers, copyright violators, goat fans and rabble rousers. I typed that very quietly for those of you suffering the rewards only a good Chestering can bring.

 

They did a survey once on how different people **** their goats. so they ask WhisenWood
"How do you **** your Goats?"
"Why I puts their back legs in these rubber boots, then I throw their front legs over the fence and I lets them have it."
Then they asks SoftWood.
"How do you **** your Goats?"
"Why I puts their back legs in these rubber boots, then I throw their front legs over the fence and I lets them have it."
Then they asks MickWood.
"How do you **** your Goats?"
"Why I puts their back legs in these rubber boots, then I throw their front legs over the fence and I lets them have it."
So it went with all of the Woodsmen of Toak with the same response. Then they asked IzzoWood
"How do you **** your goats?"
"Why I puts deir back legs in dese here rubber boots, then I throw their front legs over my shoulders and I lets them have it"
The interviewer was shocked at this answer and asks IzzoWood "If WhisenWood Puts their back legs in the rubber and their front legs over the fence as does SoftWood and MickWood and all of the rest of the Woodsmen do so as well? Why do you put their front legs over your shoulders?"
To which IzzoWood responds " Well hell son, I sure don't want to miss out on all of that fine kissin"

 

A special breed, the small mouth goat. I googled 'goat gag reflex' thinking I'd find something clever. You do not want to do that....disturbing.

 

Happy New Year MickWood

 

Happy New Year, CanadianWood. Today's high will be a blistering 22 with sleet and freezing rain. Good news is there's lots of football.

While reviewing the thread the pics Softy posted of his neighborhood bar looked good. Just the kind of place you'd meander into for a cold one. Not too many local places like that left.

 

Supposed to be a balmy 28*F (feels like 14) here today with wind gusts up to 39mph. I think that I will stay in and spoon with the Missus!

 

You're just a big ol' cuddle bunny, aren't you? That cold temp is one thing but the high winds....I'm out. We call 'em Blue Northers here, not to be confused with a blue veiner.

 

I live right beside Lake Erie and the wind is coming straight off the water too!

 

Do you get the 'lake effect' snows like the Buffalo, NY, Cleveland, OH, etc. areas?