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Old 12-13-2014, 04:27 AM
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Mornin', HelenWood. Figured some ball talk would pique your interest.
 
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Old 12-13-2014, 04:28 AM
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Originally Posted by TwiZted Biker
Oh man plant shut down this morning it was so bad , we had a 4" drain line split at the ceiling 35 ft up an in over a robot cluster and a main power feeder bus. Look like somebody cranked up a fire hose , water everywhere. Kicker was the area on the roof was covered with old heater unit buildings & abandoned conveyor tunnels so they couldn't get at up stairs and when they built the assembly area they didn't consider overhead access of any kind so they couldn't get a manlift into it , had contractors walking the overhead steel for a 100' to repair it and dry of the power buss. Major clusterfuc....
Reminds me of the time when I worked in an Auto Assembly Plant. Short story is...I worked in the paint shop and it was during shut down. The were welding the top of a lowerator when the sparks fell in an oil pan and started to smoke. Well some young "Rent-A-Cop"pulled the fire alarm/sprinkler/evacuation system. Totally flooded the paint shop and called the fire dept. I was standing outside the back when the FD showed up.
 

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Old 12-13-2014, 04:52 AM
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Mornin', CanadianWood. Up early on Saturday aren't you?
 
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Mornin', CanadianWood. Up early on Saturday aren't you?
Morning Mickwood.

Actually slept in until 5:00am
 
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Old 12-13-2014, 05:07 AM
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We had a HelenWood drive by earlier but I think she has become enamored of the Schweddy ***** skit and gone to ground.
 
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We had a HelenWood drive by earlier but I think she has become enamored of the Schweddy ***** skit and gone to ground.
Maybe it peeked her interest and she went to see Mr. Helenwood?
 
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Perhaps, they did recently celebrate their 25th wedding anniversary. I will not tell the joke about the couple who were celebrating their 25th and decided to return to the site of their first honeymoon night and the husband said, OK, but this time I get to say, It's too big....I am not gonna tell that joke, I promise.
 
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Old 12-13-2014, 05:33 AM
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WHEW!!!!! That was a close one !
 
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Old 12-13-2014, 05:38 AM
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Yeah. I didn't want to actually tell the joke so knowing how sharp the mental acuity of the Woods is I knew the clues I gave would be enough for them to figure out the punch line.
 
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Morning Woods, Woodettes, twigs and lurkers.
 


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