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Never walk in front of a sitting Billy Goat.
They have excellent aim.
"Right thru the whiskers"!
They have excellent aim.
"Right thru the whiskers"!
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A New Zealander walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says, "Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."
His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies:
"I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot."
The man says, "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you."
His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies:
"I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot."
The man says, "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you."
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That's creepy on several different levels ... but oh so true!
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This approach works best if you are wearing boots and put the goat's rear feet in the boots with you.
Or so I have heard...
Or so I have heard...