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Originally Posted by OKMICK
Your familiarity with the technical aspects of sheep love is disturbing.
I lived in WY where the men were men and the sheep were nervous ! You know why cowboys have button up flys on there jeans ? So the wool willnt get caught in the zipper !
 
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Originally Posted by IzzoQuazzo
Why do they wear kilts in Scotland?

Cuz sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.
Someone please give the man a well deserved rim shot!

Or maybe a shot ::hic::
 
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Never walk in front of a sitting Billy Goat.
They have excellent aim.
"Right thru the whiskers"!
 
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That old goat....
 
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A 'friend' takes his sheep to the edge of a cliff.
They push back.
 
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Works in creeks too. Or so I've heard.
 
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A New Zealander walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says, "Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."

His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies:

"I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot."

The man says, "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you."

 
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Old 05-27-2014, 08:31 PM
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The blue eyed sheep is MINE!
 
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Originally Posted by rwhisen
The blue eyed sheep is MINE!
That's creepy on several different levels ... but oh so true!
 
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Originally Posted by IzzoQuazzo
Works in creeks too. Or so I've heard.
This approach works best if you are wearing boots and put the goat's rear feet in the boots with you.
Or so I have heard...
 


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