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Old 11-07-2014, 04:35 PM
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He went to Mexico to get some good barbiturate's to off himself with in a peaceful manner and style ! So while in the cab the cabbie sells him some blow and he ends upin a cat house for a week with hookers and blow and decides life aint all badd !! So he comes home and helps a few folks with there problems !!
 
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Old 11-07-2014, 04:38 PM
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Screw the language Softwood !! Could you imagine combating morning wood with fireball, Viagra, and blow !! and then some more to do it again ! Wow !! I could do that maybe !!
 

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Old 11-07-2014, 05:11 PM
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That thread was proof the there are few problems in life that can't be fixed by hookers and blow!
 
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Old 11-07-2014, 07:03 PM
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Sorry to tank the thread. It was a great story.
 
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Old 11-07-2014, 07:18 PM
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No prob. I pm'd a few peeps the link. Lots of good quotes in that story.
 
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Old 11-07-2014, 07:30 PM
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A Friday night and we are more than 300 posts away from our weekly 1K. You guys have not been very talkative......
 
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Officially off on my 4 days of debochery. Well got some honey doo's as well.
 
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Old 11-07-2014, 07:41 PM
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Originally Posted by IzzoQuazzo
Sorry to tank the thread. It was a great story.
Every party needs a pooper, that's why we invited youuuuuu,

Party pooperrrr, party pooperrrr.

 
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Old 11-07-2014, 08:03 PM
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Originally Posted by soft 02
Heres a qoute from the guy.


"Went to Mexico to buy barbiturates for a humane and peaceful death.

Decided that if I was gonna die anyway I might as well **** a prostitute before it was all over. After that a cab driver offered to sell me cocaine. One thing lead to another, and I got a room above a ***** house equipped with a heart shaped bed, a stripper pole, and a hot tub.

Spent a full week snorting coke off ****, popping pain meds, drinking tequila, eating handfuls of Viagra to fight the whiskey/coke dick, and had three FFM threesomes.

Somewhere in the midst of my coke-fueled orgy I decide life wasn’t so bad after all."


Hope the language is acceptable???

Been there, done that...(except for the viagra)...
 
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Old 11-07-2014, 08:25 PM
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Originally Posted by LoneBone
Been there, done that...(except for the viagra)...
Nothing like a seriously mis-spent youth.........
 


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