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He went to Mexico to get some good barbiturate's to off himself with in a peaceful manner and style ! So while in the cab the cabbie sells him some blow and he ends upin a cat house for a week with hookers and blow and decides life aint all badd !! So he comes home and helps a few folks with there problems !!
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Screw the language Softwood !! Could you imagine combating morning wood with fireball, Viagra, and blow !! and then some more to do it again ! Wow !! I could do that maybe !!
Last edited by KUB; 11-07-2014 at 04:46 PM.
That thread was proof the there are few problems in life that can't be fixed by hookers and blow!
A Friday night and we are more than 300 posts away from our weekly 1K. You guys have not been very talkative......
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Heres a qoute from the guy.
"Went to Mexico to buy barbiturates for a humane and peaceful death.
Decided that if I was gonna die anyway I might as well **** a prostitute before it was all over. After that a cab driver offered to sell me cocaine. One thing lead to another, and I got a room above a ***** house equipped with a heart shaped bed, a stripper pole, and a hot tub.
Spent a full week snorting coke off ****, popping pain meds, drinking tequila, eating handfuls of Viagra to fight the whiskey/coke dick, and had three FFM threesomes.
Somewhere in the midst of my coke-fueled orgy I decide life wasn’t so bad after all."
Hope the language is acceptable???
"Went to Mexico to buy barbiturates for a humane and peaceful death.
Decided that if I was gonna die anyway I might as well **** a prostitute before it was all over. After that a cab driver offered to sell me cocaine. One thing lead to another, and I got a room above a ***** house equipped with a heart shaped bed, a stripper pole, and a hot tub.
Spent a full week snorting coke off ****, popping pain meds, drinking tequila, eating handfuls of Viagra to fight the whiskey/coke dick, and had three FFM threesomes.
Somewhere in the midst of my coke-fueled orgy I decide life wasn’t so bad after all."
Hope the language is acceptable???
Been there, done that...(except for the viagra)...
Nothing like a seriously mis-spent youth.........