I received this from a friend and wanted to share it with you. Well worth passing on.
Bible Study

Left" and "Right" ..... A Bible study.

Remember what Jesus said: 'Goats on the left, sheep on the right' (Matthew 25:33).

Jesus also told Peter that if he wanted to catch fish do it from the right side of the boat. They did and filled the boat with fish.

John 21:6 (NIV) ... He said, "Throw your net on the right side of the boat and you will find some." When they did, they were unable to haul the net in because of the large number of fish."

Origin of Left & Right...
I have often wondered why it is that Conservatives are called the "right" and Liberals are called the "left".

By chance I stumbled upon this verse in the Bible: Ecclesiastes 10:2 (NIV) - "The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Thus sayeth the Lord. Amen.


It surely can't get any simpler than that.

Spelling Lesson :
The last four letters in American.......... I Can
The last four letters in Republican........ I Can
The last four letters in Democrats......... Rats

End of lesson ! ....Test to follow on November 4, 2014.

Remember, November 2014 is to be set aside as rodent removal month.

 

Mornin', Woods.

Oh, and Happy Halloween, from the only one here who's even made an effort.

Just sayin'...

 

Afternoon woods, the OL said I was cut off, I told her she can't cut me off because she don't know where I'm getting it from.

 

I have already exercised my right to vote and am proud to say I eagerly offered up my government issued ID to do so.

 

Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?

Here is a little test that will help you decide.


The answer can be found by posing the following question:
You're walking down a
deserted street with your wife
and two small children.

Suddenly, a Terrorist with a huge knife
comes around the corner,
locks eyes with you,
screams obscenities,
raises the knife, and charges at you...

You are carrying a
Colt 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.
You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?



THINK CAREFULLY AND
THEN SCROLL DOWN:
Which of the following most closely matches your answer?



Democrat's Answer:
* Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
* What is a Colt 1911 cal. 45 ACP?
* Does the man look poor or oppressed?
* Is he really a terrorist? Am I guilty of profiling?
* Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
* Could we run away?
* What does my wife think?
* What about the kids?
* Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
* What does the law say about this situation?
* Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
* Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
* How many rounds does this magazine hold?
* Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
* Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
* If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
* Should I call 9-1-1?
* Why is this street so deserted?
* We need to raise taxes, have paint & weed day.
* Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior?
* I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.
* This is all so confusing!

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Republican's Answer:
BANG!


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Southerner's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

 

Such a thoughtful boss! Got me a halloween present!

 

That's scarier than a goat!!!!

 

Softwood, those are some good points!

 

 

Wow, politics and religion all in the same day. I don't know what to do.