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Old 10-31-2014, 12:06 AM
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Always been that way?
Nah pretty much since my daughter was born it died off. She had to have a complete ovarian hysterectomy a little while after the kid came and her hormones have never quite gotten back to where they should be.
 
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Yeah, exactly. But not the point unfortunately. I'm tired of always starting it and if I do, it ends in the bedroom. Jesus, where is the fun?
That's what I'm saying.... used to be anywhere/everywhere.
How to get that back?

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Yeah, exactly. But not the point unfortunately. I'm tired of always starting it and if I do, it ends in the bedroom. Jesus, where is the fun?
Preaching to the choir....

Every seventh time she says yes if i'm lucky....... Only bad part is I'm only aloud to ask one a day.
 
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Sex and bj's are a no go. Hand jobs on the other hand she cool with as long as I don't shake the bed enough to wake her up.
 
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Sex and bj's are a no go. Hand jobs on the other hand she cool with as long as I don't shake the bed enough to wake her up.
hahahaha, thus separate beds, brother!
 
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Nah pretty much since my daughter was born it died off. She had to have a complete ovarian hysterectomy a little while after the kid came and her hormones have never quite gotten back to where they should be.
Okay. That is understandable. Pull the brain box out and not firing on all cylinders. That is a tough one by all means.

But what about the ones that try, and not get "no" but its always in their "safe" areas. The bedroom is fine, but its the same **** every time...
 
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Sex and bj's are a no go. Hand jobs on the other hand she cool with as long as I don't shake the bed enough to wake her up.
Ok, how old are you and how long have you been married?
 
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The most ancient riddle----

HOW OLD ARE YOU?


That would make for an awesome thread! Thanks Zal
 
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The most ancient riddle----

HOW OLD ARE YOU?


That would make for an awesome thread! Thanks Zal
HAHAHAHA sad but true. I'm 37. Wife is 40. But my god...really? Where is the adventure? Not looking for 3 somes or beat the **** out of each other. Just fun. Does it not exist? Kid is 17 and should be moving out in the next 2 years.
 
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Old 10-31-2014, 12:24 AM
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Ok, how old are you and how long have you been married?
That last one was a joke but I'm 34 in about a month and the wife is 32. I get yah on the safe area bs. Kinda gets to the point that you're just watching a re-run over and over.
 


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