But if you read all the threads, you'd know your '13 isn't worth poo because its not the new Rushmore

 

You think maybe I can find a newbie with less then 50 posts in the classifieds to sell it too ! With your post count you can offer to buy it and they would have some perceived competition !! The oldest sales trick in da bag !!

 

It has been my experience and I have seen this at least 8 times among friends and acquaintances, that when the spouse gets some new boobies, the clock starts ticking on the relationship. It skews the balance of power in the relationship as the woman now has an inflated ego, likes the way men look at her and doesn't mind showing off her new fun bags. She will catch the eye of some other man and he will make her feel appreciated and loved, even though husband # 1 did the very same thing and may same the exact same things. She thinks it's better because it's different.....wait, was I talking about getting some strange? I lost track.......

How about you each get 1/2 of the tattoo? If that formula was followed with new **** I doubt all the people I knew would have gotten divorced.

 

That's a foolproof strategy!

 

For da Christ sake !! I just blew my beer I was drinking to chill out with out my friggin nose !!

 

Has NorthWood been sharing Sales Secrets of the Super Producers?

 

I found this tidbit in another thread !! Maybe northwood will see this post and try the technique on some unsuspecting farmer !

 

That makes perfect sense and what I was trying to avoid. Its like a a taboo thing. Seeing the bride before the wedding, forgetting the 1st year anniversary, matching tattoos.

So, just throwing it out there, if I follow Russwoods fake boob formula, will you guys judge me and ignore me? Cause you know, I'm a sensitive guy.

 

We had a nice breeze coming in off the bay keep it around 75-80 most the day here Heavy morning overcast lately hoping it brings some rain.

 

Nope I will'nt judge you at all !! Just make sure your new boob doesn't have hair !