Morning Woods, Woodettes, twigs and lurkers.

 

Howdy there Russwood and Peckerwood gang

 

Morning Woods, Woodettes, twigs and lurkers. Have you posted your Internet miles for last week? We will be completing the audit to see who wins Internet Biker of the Week!

 

Morning StanWood! How are you today?

 

Mornin woods!

How do we measure internet mileage? Is there an app for that?

 

Actually pretty good when I don't focus on our impending winter season. Not much good riding weather left.
All sympathies accepted for the Northern gang.

 

Yes...reality X 100 or X 1000+

 

Nope. You tally up the number of web pages visited, multiply by the **** factor if over 0.2% contained any pictures of goat sex, subtract the number of times you received pop up ads, factor in the bandwidth used for the week then divide by 1.73 and that will be your mileage.

 

By the way, since I snagged Post # 4500 I will be adding that to my mileage report in addition to the 22K from the Mother Thread.

 

Dial up, DSL or cable? Does your keyboard have a teeny get back whip attached? Can you type and wave a sidearm simultaneously? Have you ever felt the presence of a dump truck while posting? There is no simple answer to internet mileage other than to lie your *** off...