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#151

03-03-2014, 05:55 PM

perki48

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Originally Posted by HDSAE60

I look at the join date and the post count to see if they talk too much.

Quiet cuss aren't you?

#152

03-03-2014, 06:03 PM

Crusader45

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Couldn't agree with you more or less!

#153

03-03-2014, 07:25 PM

skidder

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Originally Posted by OLDDEADEYE

Other than 1 snivelling rat I know.

#154

03-03-2014, 07:38 PM

Bikeagraman

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Gotta take out the garbage again.

#155

03-03-2014, 07:41 PM

sask1

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Maybe if i'm good tonight i'll get some tail tonight

#156

03-03-2014, 07:46 PM

Juan L

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Originally Posted by sask1

Maybe if i'm good tonight i'll get some tail tonight

Your chances are directly proportional to how long you've been married.

0-3 years-Good chance
4-7 years-Fair chance depending on her day
8-11 years-Not unless you've gone to extra lengths, i.e. flowers, nice birthday present
11-14 years-Sleep is more important to her
15+years-Politic for a girlfriend......

#157

03-03-2014, 07:48 PM

MYCRISIS

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Is this where I sign up for one of those count thingies?

#158

03-03-2014, 08:52 PM

Juan L

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Originally Posted by MYCRISIS

Is this where I sign up for one of those count thingies?

It sure is...step right up and get your ticket punched.

#159

03-03-2014, 09:13 PM

NewAge

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I heard a new joke from Jeff Foxworthy the other day...

If you have more POSTS on your motorcycle forum than you have MILES on your motorcycle... You might be a Moderator.......

Y'all know you laughed... Thank you and goodnight.

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