Sounds like you could have your hands full....

 

Over statement of the century.

 

Uhh yuuup!

 

Fixed the tags to reflect the Peckerwood pens campaign.

 

if Larrwood doesn't win the presidency he is sure welcome to come up and run Canada,
For decent candidates..... got nuthin

 

Didn't know there was such a thing as decent candidates........

 

She's a DECENT CANDIDATE, Chesterwood.
I'd give her my strong support!

 

Gentlemen ... Let me assure you that each of you, one and all, will have a place in my cabinet ( right next to the Seagram's ) upon my successful run for Chief Cook and Bottle Washer of these here United ( at times ) States of America ... I can only begin to think of the dramatic changes that we, as a team, will initiate in an effort to ensure our continued success as a power to reckoned with in the future. As far as Canada is concerned I believe that Mr. Ford has already done irreparable damaged in Toronto and our chances ( together, all of just like the Three Musketeers multiplied several times ) of turning things around would be futile, even though I know Schangwood will be disappointed. As Risenwood mentioned earlier I believe that I can answer yes to each query ( not that kind ) posed by him ( not sure about the blue dress though ) and maintain the highest hopes that our aspirations and values ( considering the current Canadian exchange rates ) will be realized. Now back to your regularly scheduled propaganda.

 

I submit the Ruskie girl...

 

someone pass me a hanky. Tears of ecstasy are running down my wife's face after that speech.

(that's what we call them, so sshhhhh)