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Old 07-13-2014, 10:00 AM
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I prefer the "Donkey Punch". While in the doggy style position and just before reaching climax, punch her in the back of the head to make her tense up. Like a whole new women there for a fraction of a second..... What you are referring to is the "Rodeo FK" where you whisper that your GF or her sister likes it that way then try to hold on for 8 seconds.
 
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Old 07-13-2014, 10:02 AM
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Originally Posted by rwhisen
I looked at the silver one but I didn't care too much for the combination.
Yup yer right, I would havta spray the silver black....

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My OL tenses up when she hears that word too....insecure? Territorial? God forbid it should be jealousy or even the big green eyed monster envy?
Pro tip *** never whisper in here ear doing it doggie style while yer wrapped around her like skin on an onion.... "boy my GF likes it this way" it's really gonna hurt!!!

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I prefer the "Donkey Punch". While in the doggy style position and just before reaching climax, punch her in the back of the head to make her tense up. Like a whole new women there for a fraction of a second.....
Hmmmm.... I don't think it would werk for me..... I could see a bullet in my future... I could probably try the pepper shaker method... wait... wait... wait for the sneeze...
 

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Old 07-13-2014, 10:05 AM
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Originally Posted by rwhisen
I prefer the "Donkey Punch". While in the doggy style position and just before reaching climax, punch her in the back of the head to make her tense up. Like a whole new women there for a fraction of a second..... What you are referring to is the "Rodeo FK" where you whisper that your GF or her sister likes it that way then try to hold on for 8 seconds.
Hahahaha..... Gotta try that.....I think?

Jeez, talk about rodeo....spent 5 hours on a 2 hour job yesterday aft putting SE clutch pack in my sons bike. No service manual of course (my bad) but no one told us the SE clutch pack doesn't use the damper spring and damper spring seat that the OEM clutch does.
We 'figgerd it out.
 

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Old 07-13-2014, 10:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Northern Glide
Hahahaha..... Gotta try that.....I think?
For those that have never attempted this advanced technique, it is IMPORTANT that you render the punchee unconscious when you strike otherwise you will NOT receive the desired benefit. In fact I would venture to say that you will receive a good *** kicking.....
 
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Old 07-13-2014, 10:21 AM
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For those that have never attempted this advanced technique, it is IMPORTANT that you render the punchee unconscious when you strike otherwise you will NOT receive the desired benefit. In fact I would venture to say that you will receive a good *** kicking.....
Do you get that "pinching" sensation when they pass out though?
 
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Old 07-13-2014, 10:25 AM
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I like rodeo sex. Do her doggy style and when you're almost done, you grab her ***** and say, you're sister's ***** are bigger. The fun comes trying to hang on while she tries to buck you off.
 
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Originally Posted by Northern Glide
Do you get that "pinching" sensation when they pass out though?
Not so much pinching but gripping would be a better way to describe it. Also she may not remember volunteering for sex when she comes around so your best bet is to tidy up a bit and make coffee pretending she took a "nap". Have aspirin standing by as the thoughtful husband noting her complaints about her headache prior to her nap. Follow these suggestions and you're golden, screw it up and you'll either end up in the hospital or the joint....
 
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Originally Posted by rwhisen
I looked at the silver one but I didn't care too much for the combination.



I'm there! We'll meet in either Hell or at the Gay Bar?
The Gay bar would be hell.
 
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Another good one is the "Rape."
Ask her if she wants to play the "rape" game. When she says "No" you tell her "That's the spirit!"
 
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Old 07-13-2014, 10:33 AM
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Originally Posted by rwhisen
You know...ever since you bought that new King I've had visions of this one dancing through my head.....

I am a fan of this bike! Too bad my wallet is so thin.
 


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